Terms & Conditions

GENERAL DISCLAIMER

We have made commercial best efforts to obtain the most accurate and timely information available, all of which are complex and subject to change.  Accordingly, we do not guarantee the accuracy, reliability or completeness of any of the information contained on, downloaded or accessed from this website.

The performance of our website is provided to you on an “as is” basis, without representations or warranties of any kind (to the fullest extent permissible under applicable law), including any implied warranties or warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose or non-infringement of the rights of third parties.  We make no representation or warranty to you, whether expressed or implied, that our website will be uninterrupted, error free or corrected in the event of discovery of any errors, free of viruses or other harmful components, nor for any breach of security or any damage to your computer system or loss of data that may result from accessing, downloading, or using any materials from our website.

We reserve the right, at our sole discretion, to modify, disable access to or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, any part or all of our website, including your password access (if any), without liability or notice to you.

As a visitor to our website, you acknowledge and agree that any reliance by you on any information available on this website shall be at your own risk.  In no event shall we be liable for any direct, indirect, consequential or exemplary damages arising from the use or the performance of this website, even if we have been advised of the possibility of such damages.

CONFIDENTIALITY AND TRANSMISSIONS OVER THE INTERNET

The transmission of information through the registration and purchase areas of our site is protected by encryption in order to prevent unauthorized access to personal information. However, the transmission of data or information (including communications by e-mail) over the Internet or other publicly accessible networks is inherently insecure, and is subject to possible loss, interception or alteration while in transit.  Accordingly, we do not assume any liability for any damage you may experience or costs you may incur as a result of any transmissions over the Internet or other publicly accessible networks, such as transmissions involving the use of your password for our website or the exchange of e-mail with us (including those which to may contain your personal information). While we shall take commercially reasonable efforts to safeguard the privacy of any personal information you provide us and treat such information in accordance with our Privacy Policy, in no event will the information you provide to us be deemed to be confidential, create any fiduciary obligations to you on our part, or result in any liability to you on our part in the event that such information is inadvertently released by us or accessed by third parties without our consent.

INDEMNIFICATION BY USER

You agree to indemnify, defend and hold Kris Laroche and our affiliates, business partners, officers, directors, employees and agents harmless from any loss, liability, claim, demand, damage, or expense (including reasonable legal fees) asserted by any third party relating in any way to your use of this website or breach of these Terms of Use.  We reserve the right to assume the exclusive defence and control of any matter subject to indemnification by you, which shall not excuse your indemnity obligations.

GENERAL

If any provision of these Terms of Use is held invalid or unenforceable in any respect by any court having competent jurisdiction, such provision shall be enforced to the maximum extent permitted by law, and the remaining provisions of these Terms of Use shall continue in full force and effect.  No waiver of any provision of these Terms of Use shall be deemed a further or continuing waiver of such provision or any other provision of these Terms of Use.

These Terms of Use shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the Common Laws applicable therein, without regard to conflict of laws provisions thereto. The parties specifically exclude the application of the United Nations Convention on the International Sale of Goods.

With the exception of a breach by you of our intellectual property rights, any dispute arising out of or in connection with these Terms of Use shall be settled by binding arbitration.

These Terms of Use are binding upon you, your heirs, executors, beneficiaries, successors and assigns and you may not assign this agreement to any other party without our prior written consent, which consent may be withheld in our sole discretion.  We may assign this agreement to any affiliate or successor company of Yummy™ without notice thereof to you.

PRIVATE DOMAIN NOTICE

By choosing to engage with any content, services, conversations, materials, communications, events, offerings, or spaces (in-person or online) provided by Kris Laroche, you agree that you are entering a private domain of association and expression. This includes, but is not limited to:

  • Reading, commenting on, or sharing social media content

  • Attending events, masterclasses, or clinics

  • Booking or receiving services (coaching, mentoring, animal bodywork, etc.)

  • Email communications

  • Accessing materials from this website or affiliated sites

You recognize that this is not a public offer and you willingly enter into a private agreement governed by natural law, private membership, and sovereign responsibility. You accept that all interactions fall under the private domain and are bound by these terms.

2. DISCLAIMER: NOT ADVICE OR MEDICAL CARE

All information shared by or through Kris Laroche—including coaching, mentoring, bodywork, workshops, events, educational content, or any form of communication—is for educational and informational purposes only.

Nothing offered constitutes:

  • Medical, veterinary, psychiatric, or psychological care or advice

  • Diagnosis, treatment, or prescription

  • Financial, legal, or investment advice

  • Any form of professional licensed advice under state or federal regulatory frameworks

No doctor–patient, therapist–client, or veterinarian–animal guardian relationship is established. You take full responsibility for your own health, choices, animals, and actions.

3. SOVEREIGN RESPONSIBILITY AND LIABILITY WAIVER

By choosing to engage in any capacity, you affirm that you are:

  • A sovereign being capable of making your own decisions

  • Fully responsible for your own mental, physical, spiritual, emotional, and financial wellbeing

  • Choosing to participate of your own free will

You waive any and all liability of Kris Laroche and her affiliates for any outcomes resulting from your participation or use of this information or services. You agree not to pursue any legal action or claim against her for any reason related to your engagement. By participating, you affirm you are a living man/woman, not a corporate strawman. All agreements are made under natural, not statutory, law. Government agencies and their rules hold no authority here.

4. PARENTS AND MINORS

If a minor (under 18) engages with Kris Laroche in any form—including bodywork sessions, courses, content, or coaching—it is understood that:

  • The parent or legal guardian has given explicit permission

  • All terms and conditions are binding upon the parent or guardian

  • The parent or guardian holds full responsibility for the child’s experience, choices, and outcomes

  • No services are offered to minors without this implied consent

5. CONSENT THROUGH PARTICIPATION

You understand and agree that your participation in any form—whether verbal, digital, or physical—is considered your binding consent to be governed by these terms. This includes:

  • Browsing or interacting with the website or emails

  • Watching, liking, commenting on, or sharing posts or videos

  • Sending a message or initiating a conversation

  • Attending in-person events or private sessions

  • Purchasing, downloading, or receiving materials

6. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY & USE

All content shared by Kris Laroche—written, visual, spoken, or recorded—is protected under copyright and remains the intellectual property of the creator.

  • You may not record, reproduce, distribute, modify, sell, or publicly share any content without written permission

  • You may not teach or monetize any techniques, processes, or systems shared by Kris unless explicitly certified or licensed to do so

7. JURISDICTION & DISPUTE RESOLUTION

This agreement is entered into in the private domain and shall be governed by natural law and private membership association principles.

  • Any dispute will be addressed first through private negotiation

  • If unresolved, it will be resolved by private arbitration, outside the jurisdiction of statutory courts

  • You agree that no court or agency of the public domain has jurisdiction over these private agreements

8. MODIFICATIONS

Kris Laroche reserves the right to update or modify these Terms and Conditions at any time without notice. Your continued participation constitutes agreement to any such modifications.

By reading this, engaging in any form, or using any service or content provided by Kris LaRoche, you agree to these Terms and Conditions in full.

If you do not agree, please cease all engagement and exit this private space immediately.