WELCOME, WOMAN!
I’m Kris Laroche
Nervous system alchemist. Soul-centered mentor. Here to bring you and your animals back into divine alignment. So you can feel so freaking ALIVE.
YOU’RE HERE TO PLAY BIG. WHICH MEANS YOU KNOW IN YOUR BONES:
If it doesn’t light you up, it’s too damn small for you.
You’re here for the soul-sparking yesses.
For a life that feels like honey on your skin.
So if anything in your field asks you to shrink, silence your truth, or override your body’s wisdom…
It’s a hard no.
Even if it’s a scary no. Even if the yes presents a major growth edge.
(Even if the invitation is almost aligned, and comes with the title, the reputation, or the luxurious paycheck.)
Because your life force is sacred.
Your system knows when you’re out of alignment.
And lackluster is no longer gonna work for you.
I’ve walked away from careers, identities, and comforts that didn’t serve my soul.
I’ve walked with others — humans and animals alike — through their own return to truth.
Because you’ve landed here, I know you’re ready to claim that soul-level success. The kind that makes your inner child’s heart leap with pure joy. (Or tremble a little, in awe of what’s truly possible.)
Beloved, I see you. I get you. And I’ve Got you.
And whether I’m working in the barn, on the land, or with you across a screen…
MY GIFT TO YOU IS THIS:
I hold a clean, unwavering energetic field for your highest expression and expansion.
This is the sacred work: to reclaim your body, liberate your life force, and restore your sovereign truth.
To free you — and those you love — from every societal or self-imposed cage you’ve ever been placed in.
Because you’re not here to play small. You’re here to love.
this soul-level freedom looks in practice
here’s how
(aka how I can support your most pinch-me-this-is-so-f*cking-delicious-level-satisfying life…except when its not and feel all THAT, too):
HANDS-ON ANIMAL BODYWORK
To restore true harmony and guide your beloveds back to center.
Through applied kinesiology, functional neurology, and intuitive communication, I gain direct access to the body’s intelligence, allowing me to uncover and shift the energetic imprints keeping your animal stuck, stressed, or out of sync.
In a matter of minutes, you’ll witness the shift… from tension to trust. From alert and worried to verrrrryyyyy relaxed.
Plus: through private sessions and immersive clinics, I’ll empower you to do this work yourself.
So you can strengthen your bond with your animals and tap into the deep wisdom they’re waiting to share.
Muscle testing isn’t just a tool. It’s a portal.
EXPLORE KRIS’S ANIMAL OFFERINGS →
SOMATIC AND SOUL-LED MENTORSHIP
For the sovereign woman who’s done playing small.
What would it look like to be your own teacher?
Your own lover, guide, mystic?
Inside this sacred container, we walk the path of true self-leadership.
Dismantling the inherited patterns and survival codes that have kept you stuck, silent, or striving.
So you can reconnect with the original instructions of your soul. Dropping into a place of deep surrender and alignment.
Restoring balance to the whole system (yes, that includes your family and animals).
THIS ISN’T ABOUT BECOMING SOMEONE NEW.
It’s about coming home to the wild, powerful, witchy woman who’s always known the way.
NERVOUS SYSTEM EXPANSION WORK
That empowers you to hold MORE.
More life. More flow. More effing juicy alignment… in every area of your life. (And with that, the capacity for deeper, truer connection — with people who actually get you.)
Together, we’ll expand your nervous system and build the sort of resilience and attunement your body craves. Through loving inquiry, presencing, and other practices to clear what isn’t yours, attune to your animal and loved ones as mirrors and teachers, and explore ways to metabolize emotion instead of suppressing it
(Aka, the inner toolkit no one taught you.)
Because when your system expands, so does your capacity to lead, heal, love, serve and BE who your true Self.
And when you gain the strength and tools to realign yourself, you’ll find that the need for control or authority over others dissolves.
Just. Like. That.
★★★★★
It’s hard to find people that you know you’ll resonate with on all levels.
– jessica
Kris has such a gift of supporting you and holding space. She is 100% authentic, immediately inviting her clients into that web of safety to explore their authentic selves.
It Took Years of Leading Others to Learn How to Lead Myself
AND HONESTLY, MY JOURNEY HERE WAS ANYTHING BUT STRAIGHT AND NARROW
For 30+ years, I lived and breathed progressive education — teaching from kindergarten to college at public and private schools, directing courses for Outward Bound, running a Natural History Center, managing a University Outdoor Program, and leading the charge at alternative schools in Missoula and Bali.
… as well as coaching executives at Fortune 500s like Toyota and Johnson & Johnson.
And birthing, loving, all-in-mothering, raising two kids.
On paper? It looked like a lot.
But in my body, it sometimes still didn’t felt like enough.
Because underneath it all, I was operating from a deep sense of lack. Often asleep to the power of my inner knowing. Working so hard to do it all “right”.
I BET YOU KNOW THAT FEELING
Of chasing higher education, high-level roles, and truly wild, edge-of-your-comfort-zone experiences… sometimes not coming from a place of true strength, but of scarcity, not good enough and too much at the same time.
I felt it, too.
All while biting my tongue and masking my true feelings about the systems I worked within.
And when I finally took a step back from it all, I realized something:
I was never the go-go-go, adrenaline-fueled type.
Nor was I the “send your kids off to daycare so you can ‘succeed’” kind of mother.
I was homeopathy, unschooling, barefoot in the forest, longing.
So I asked myself:
What would it look like to live more aligned with the aspects that felt true?
To trust myself more?
To stop running, hussling, efforting so freaking hard?
MAYBE YOU KNOW THE SCRIPT, TOO
The one where you over-serve and over-achieve, numbing out just to make it through the day.
All in service of some invisible checklist.
Believe me, I was living it.
And to be honest? Being out of alignment was exhausting.
So, I left it all.
I had chased the illusion of success across the world…seeking alignment in all the wrong places, with systems that said one thing and really were quite another.
But it was in the unraveling, in waking up to the truth that the systems were rigged, that I found my way back home.
To the mountains. The winter. The animals.
Basically, jumping off a cliff straight into the unknown.
And it was upon returning home that my daughter, a natural-born horse girl, led me to the magic of horse life in an even deeper way, which opened the door to equine healing, including applied kinesiology and functional neurology, apprenticing with my mentor.
The art of restoring an animal’s energetic state through a (seemingly) simple series of swipes and touches, impacting balance, symmetry, and so much more.
At first glance, it looked like basic anatomy. But underneath it all?
An invitation to soften into the possibilities of deep, primal knowing.
Soon, what began as curiosity turned into devotion.
Everything that brought me to this point — the children, the nature, the mothering, the animals — came together.
Things began to click.
Like the kids I worked with for so many years, I saw in these animals the qualities that we lose touch with as adults.
A pure, instinctive connection to Source.
And realized how connected all of these systems are.
How approaching our roles in our community, family, nature, and inner terrain not from a place of control or victimhood, but true strength and self-leadership, can trigger massive transformation.
(The kind that poses a massive threat to the powers and agendas that shouldn’t be…)
perhaps
You’ve felt it, too
In the quiet of early morning, deep in your meditation practice.
The magic of your own inner oracle.
What if you could tap into that guidance — not just in fleeting moments, but as a constant, grounding force in your life?
What if your nervous system didn’t shut down under pressure…but actually expanded to hold more?
More wild, wind-in-your-hair life.
More embodied choice.
More of what you came here to do.
Remember: we are all-powerful beings.
It’s time to trust the part of you that’s always known the way.
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“As a bodyworker, Kris possesses that unspoken energy. She is humble, never assumes she knows everything, and never operates from ego — just a pure desire to serve.”
– Edie
My Work Is Relentlessly Guided By Truth
Because once I saw beyond the veil of lies and manipulation of our 3D reality, there was no going back.
Years of dedicated study with Dr. Sid Erickson, DVM, a brilliant equine master who helped me ground into the fundamentals of applied kinesiology and functional neurology.
Training in soul-led life coaching, with two levels of certification through the International Coach Federation and Philosophy Center.
Membership with the National Philosophical Counseling Association.
Master’s degree in Environmental Studies.
But I still carry the 3D credentials:
And I’m willing to give up everything for this.
To be the version of myself that serves you and the animals best.
Because we’re all in this together.
And once you’ve tasted the freedom that comes from stepping into your most expanded self, it’s hard to imagine living any other way.
I know once I caught a glimpse of her — flowers in her hair, dagger at her side — I couldn’t go back.
So let me show you how to meet your version of her. The aligned, embodied, sovereign You…who happens to hold every key.
★★★★★
There’s repair work happening. It feels like that campfire, like being back in the village.
Kris’s ability to hold the whole — the whole system, the whole woman — and bring me back to myself, my energy field, and my body. Already after this call, I’m walking through the day dropped into a depth. It really is an initiatory experience she is holding.
– Elyssa
NOT TO BRAG, BUT:
From the beginning, I’ve always been a self starter…
Throughout my 30-year career in progressive education, I:
Co-founded a wilderness program for grades 9-10 in Slocan, BC, Canada, where we taught all subjects and took students on monthly outdoor adventures like sea kayaking, winter camping, and rock climbing.
Created Montana's first student-led business, leading my class in petitioning the mayor for the first Straw Free Day, building a cob oven, and milling grain for bread baking.
Co-created Feeleez, a game to teach children empathy, and shared this with counselors, schools, and boutique shops.
Followed the call to go abroad to Bali, where I become Head of Primary at Green School, , leading 65 teachers and holding space for 200+ students and their families from all over the world. It stretched me big time. And I really began to see behind the curtain at that point.
Early on, I fell in love with the outdoors.
I learned how to backcountry ski, patrolling the mountains of Missoula, and spent summers with Outward Bound in North Carolina.
Then came the horses 🐎
After my daughter got one of her own, we went to the barn 5 days/week to do feeding shifts.
I was still teaching kindergarten, but the barn became my sanctuary.
Pushing a wheelbarrow full of manure through the snow in the dark under the blanket of stars…
Ahhh, yes. That was my happy place.
Where I felt the rumblings of the next trip around the spiral of true transformation.
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What You’re Seeking Is Seeking You, Too
I see you, feeling the pull toward something greater.
To break free from people-pleasing. To experience real connection and ease…in all areas of your life.
To step into the rhythm of your own truth and meet the parts of yourself that once burned bright — the wild woman, the mystic, the witch — but, for far too long, have been collecting dust in the corner.
What if you could bring her back?
What if you could feel the sacred pulses of life again — present, in choice, ALIVE?
Through deep nervous system expansion work and soul-led mentorship, I’m here to shepherd-ess you there.
To call in your highest Self and align you with her.
Whether I’m working with your horse, your family, or your own inner terrain, I hold the unique ability to hold space for the WHOLE system.
So every part of you — and every being you love — can remember what true balance, coherence, and connection feel like.
And so you can mother, woman, and horse girl in the most sovereign, unique-to-you way.
Because your power never left.
It was just waiting for you to reclaim it ⚡
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I’m Kris Laroche
Twice-certified life coach and nervous system alchemist here to align you and your animals with your highest timeline. Whether you feel called to work remotely or in-person, I look forward to supporting you and your kin on this path of becoming.