Reclaim the throne of
your wild self:
In a land of conditioning and constriction, be an outlier…
Reclaim the throne of your wild self:
Animal bodywork, soul-led coaching, and nervous system alchemy for you and your beloved kin
WALK THE PATH OF ALIGNMENT: EXPANDING INTO SOVEREIGNTY
You’ve Ticked All the Boxes
Won the accolades. Started the businesses. Raced (or picked) the winning horse.
You’ve excelled in ways others could only dream of — whether or not you’re ready to admit what a force of nature you really are.
At this point, it’s likely you’ve played the game long enough to see through it, perhaps feeling the subtle ache of misalignment the whole time.
All while holding everything together: for your family, your animals, your business, and the land beneath your feet.
And yet:
Your nervous system often feels fried. Maybe a small comment triggers you to snap at your partner or children. Or being left on read sends you spiralling.
You react and shut down, tearing yourself apart for it.
Over and over again.
You’ve woken up to the lies and corruption of our 3D reality — but you still bite your tongue and swallow down your truth.
All to “keep the peace” in a system that THRIVES on your disempowerment.
Too often, in too many environments, you don’t feel safe to be yourself.
Some days, you long to burn it all down.
You’re over the routines, the roles, the niceties.
Over being the one to hold it all together.
You feel stretched thin. Running on fumes and yet somehow still never doing enough.
When you add it all up you may be thinking:
How the f*ck are we supposed to know how to woman today?
You may not be clear on what’s next — but you know there’s another way.
A reality where, instead of feeling dimmed, disappointed, or down, you feel spacious, aligned, activated.
Leading with your essence, not your exhaustion.
What if it’s closer than you think?
It’s Time to Come Home to Yourself
You’ve felt it before. In the hush of early morning, turning your face to the sun as you sip your morning cup of delish. In the rhythm of the ocean waves pulling against the shore. Or in the steam rising off your horse’s back after an early morning ride… A softening.
A quiet knowing.
The whispers of your true Self.
And as the fog of illusion subsides, you can almost taste it.
The freedom of mornings that start in stillness, not in panic.
Feeling the quiet strength in each breath. While the world wakes up around you at its own pace.
The clear yesses. The unapologetic no’s.
Modeling for your children what it means to choose integrity over approval.
To stand in truth, not pleasing other people.
No more shape-shifting. No more pretending. Just you. And what you are here for.
DON’T BE SWAYED
Alignment Is Your Most Natural State of Being
And the world is starving for your light.
It’s time to relax into what was meant for you.
To feel the rush of space that opens up when you live from the heart, not the head.
The openness to drop right in.
To come alive to choices you didn’t even realize were available to you.
To rewrite your story from the inside out.
This isn’t about repeating positive affirmations into your matcha. Or pretending like everything is fine when it’s anything but.
No, this work goes deep ⚡
It’s about owning your shit.
Cleaning up your own house — all of it.
Taking full and unwavering responsibility for your life, your self, your circumstances.
Only then can you show up for your family, your animals, and your work in true resonance with who and what you really are.
No bypassing. No shortcuts.
Just the real work of reclaiming your power and living it.
Simple. Sacred. Sovereign.
Your soul is urging you to expand. To sink into the uncertainty and surrender to all that is.
To reconnect with your inner guidance system, despite the drone of black-pilled media noise or unsolicited advice.
To toss the books, ditch the workshops, and stop circling the never-ending “self-help” drain.
To finally walk away from the systems that feed off the life force of you and your herd.
Like horses broken under brutal training regimes, or children boxed in fluorescent-lit classrooms, society conditioned you to shrink. To obey. To play it “safe,” numbed from your truth.
And the systems that shouldn’t be? They reward you for playing small. (Believe me, I’ve been there.)
NOW IS THE MOMENT…
To awaken to more of the whole of reality.
To expand and contract and expand again.
Because when you change, everything changes
And the good news? This work is more pleasurable than you’d think. Together, we’ll tend to the fire of divine feminine remembrance. Shoulder to shoulder, heart to heart.
To stop looking outside of yourself for approval, fulfillment, or permission.
ALLOW ME TO WALK BESIDE YOU
So You Can:
Get Back Into Your Body
Are you willing to sit with yourself — through the discomfort, the unsavory emotions, or the pain that may arise?
It’s only by bringing these hidden layers to light that we can make space for something new.
Soon, the life you were born to lead will unfold… almost effortlessly.
Redefine Your Animal Bonds
No more power games. No more forced fixes. A true partnership that’s built on presence, trust, and deep connection…that magically creates even better results.
That’s when the magic happens.
Because our “need to control” isn’t an actual need — it’s a program.
STEP INTO SELF-LEADERSHIP
What would it feel like to be your own guide, mirror, mother, best friend? To be the kind of woman who leads from a place of inner knowing and divine alignment?
Together, we’ll sever-one by one-the lingering ties to external authority that have kept you effing bound, so you can reclaim the well of wisdom that’s always been inside you, waiting.
here’s how
I’ll Help You Get There
Nervous System Capacity
Every experience you’ve ever had is stored in your nervous system until you release it — yes, really.
Through mirroring, intuitive dialogue, and high potency energy work, we’ll peel away the programs that have been weighing you down.
Along the way, you’ll master the art of holding more without slipping into reactivity. (Screaming matches and snippy texts? Gone.)
Self Leadership
Let me be clear: this isn’t therapy (it’s so much more embodied than that).
And I’m not here to sell you any quick fixes.
The day-to-day work? That’s yours and yours alone to do.
What I will offer is a container of radical acceptance.
A space to meet yourself and take ownership.
Animal Bodywork
Many people say I have “magic hands.”
I use functional neurology and applied kinesiology to tune directly into your animal’s body and energetic field. This helps them return to their optimal movement and relaxation.
The best part?
These magic hands work remotely.
Psst…
You don’t need to ride horses to work with me
So whether you’re a devoted horse girl, pet lover, or just someone who feels deeply connected to animals and stewarding the earth…
I’m here to help you carve your sovereign path of self-expression.
WHETHER YOU'RE HOLDING THE REINS, HOLDING YOUR CHILD, OR HOLDING YOUR BUSINESS… LET’S CALL FORWARD EVERY PART OF YOU:
The healer. The hunter. The mother. The mystic. The protector.
Through fierce love, honest questioning, and unconditional spaciousness, I shine a light on the lost, silenced, and abandoned pieces of yourself.
The parts neglected while you take care of everybody else’s needs but your own. Silenced by the demands of running a household. The versions of you that had to shrink back just to keep the plates spinning. But now you’re reeling.
I invite you to live into your highest, most expansive and alive expression.
So you can remember who you came here to be — and stand in pure awe at the magic of it all.
Are you feeling the call?
Join my free email list for tools to help you expand your nervous system, rise above the noise, and create the world you wish to live in — loving AF 🔥
HELLO BELOVED TRAVELLER,
I’m Kris Laroche
Twice-Certified Coach, Master Educator, National Philosophical Counseling Association Member, and Transformative Animal Bodyworker.
Through expressive, alchemical, loving mentorship and animal bodywork, I arrive with tools in hand. My signature dagger cuts through all the conditioning that’s kept you small. To sever what’s false. All to clear the path to divine alignment — for both you and your sacred companions.
After climbing big peaks in corporate leadership coaching and progressive teaching, I risked so-called “security” more than once-moving my family across the world and also letting go of the “sensible path” safety net of the working-for-someone-else job. And through my born horse aligned daughter, I rekindled my own profound love for horses (and all animals.)
In recent years, I’ve trained with the best of the best – Dr. Sid Erickson, DVM. Diving deep into the immense power of Functional Neurology and Applied Kinesiology for horses, dogs, and every animal in between.
By tuning into the animal’s electrical system and using my body as a living switch, I tap into the body’s innate intelligence. Revealing what strengthens, heals, and elevates…and what silently sabotages.
The shift happens almost immediately. For animals: softening, licking and chewing, deep sighs, lowered heads, eyes that suddenly soften. For humans: a dropping in, a remembering, a return to center. The recalibration is effing real… (And, trust me, it never gets old. )
And, no matter where you are, I may be able to serve you (I travel far and wide AND can do this work by distance)
Through the precision of muscle testing, I can access your electrical nervous system and biofield.
Distance becomes irrelevant as my system mirrors your body’s subconscious truths, guiding release, realignment, and transmutation at the energetic root.
This isn’t just healing. It’s the missing piece in so many paths to transformation.
And, love, I’m not just guiding your shifts.
I’m living this path myself.
With fierce, embodied devotion to what’s possible for ALL.
★★★★★
After this call, I’m walking through the day dropped into a depth.
It really is an initiatory experience Kris is holding. I’ve been in this pattern for a long time of feeling like I need to correct, fix, or hold things together. She brought me into a surrendered state, reconnecting me with a deeper part of myself — the sorceress, dark, intense, witchy woman who’s been relegated to a corner… I’m changed.
– Elyssa
No One’s Coming to Save You, Sister
(Not even me 💕)
Amidst all the chaos, the noise, the performance — you’ve always been the pulse. You’ve always had the power to pause, to dissolve, to surrender.
And so I invite you to shift from outsourcing to insourcing, from reaction to remembrance. From complaining to unapologetically commanding your reality.
This is the path of embodied freedom, which I humbly serve.
The life you were born to lead.
CLAIM YOUR FREE 15-MINUTE CONNECTION CALL WITH KRIS
★★★★★
I was surprised at how quickly I felt at ease in her presence.
Kris is warm and kind, personable and engaging, and full of wisdom. She was able to help me identify feelings behind triggers, see patterns in behaviors, make connections that I didn't initially see, and give tools and insights that have been invaluable.